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Every time I think this won’t bother me anymore and it shouldn’t matter but here we are.
Stupid traffic light at 34th Main, it's stuck on yellow for what feels like my entire morning commute. People start honking, I'm just sitting here watching it cycle through a loop - 30 seconds yel...
Just walked into the kitchen only to find my morning coffee creamer completely empty because my roommate thought yesterday's container was still full. Now I'm scrambling to make a subpar breakfast ...
I just tried to order at the coffee shop and the cashier had no idea what 853041 was. Not one of those fancy-schmancy product codes, just my loyalty rewards number. We spent two whole minutes expla...
I just watched someone do something so unnecessary that and it shouldn’t matter but here we are.
Today's coffee is a travesty, it literally took me twenty minutes to order and I still ended up with the syrup on the side instead of drizzled through because apparently that's too complicated for...
Somehow the smallest moment managed to and I’m still annoyed hours later.
Stood at the ATM for 10 minutes, tapping impatiently on the screen trying to recall my PIN while kids are running around in the background. The machine doesn't recognize my card even though I know ...
I spent thirty minutes last night downloading the wrong episode of my favorite podcast on episode 357060, instead of the one I actually wanted to listen to, now it's not even a minute and a half in...
Today I'm still trying to shake the annoyance of this mundane thing, 854628 is my code for our office coffee machine, it's always Out-Of-Order no matter when I check it, yet every time someone swip...
There’s something about daily routines that guarantees and it shouldn’t matter but here we are.
Traffic lights are still malfunctioning here today, and it's becoming infuriating. Every other intersection is stuck on red. I sat at one for 3 minutes, the car behind me honked incessantly, and I'...
Stuck in my head, an infuriating phrase repeats after getting my morning coffee yesterday - barista asked for my ID, told me it was store policy, yet a kid about 10 years old walked straight past t...
I was waiting in line at the coffee shop when the lady in front of me had the nerve to put her phone screen-side down in the display case. Like, what even is the point of that? Is she trying to tak...
Walking out the door with perfectly packed gym bag but somehow I managed to forget the water bottle, a routine item that didn't fit in the one tiny empty pocket I was counting on for it.
Walking into my apartment, I'm greeted by a half-chewed, moldy apple core from lunch that's somehow wedged itself between the couch and the wall where I always throw away trash. Why can't my landl...
I walked into the kitchen, coffee is running late as per usual. Keurig won't start, the cord's still tangled, still jammed. Staring at this plastic machine, wondering if it's even worth the extra f...
Driving to work this morning I noticed my gas cap was still open after filling up. Now I get a reminder every few miles: the annoying chime and the gas mileage gauge starts eating away my progress ...
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