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Coffee shop line moves at a glacial pace because one person insists on explaining the intricacies of cryptocurrency to their neighbor despite having the entire world distracted by their phone scree...
I just spilled coffee all over my shirt because the ridiculous design on my favorite mug is just too big and the cup too damn short - who needs that much design when you're just trying to get caffe...
Wasting another 20 minutes waiting for the elevator because someone took the last available space and refused to move their massive suitcase. Now I'm pressed up against the same stranger trying h...
Coffee order gets repeated back to me, every last detail accurate. What's with the unnecessary confirmation I don't ask for it to be done twice. Barista just stands there, hands hovering over butt...
This morning I had to refill a coffee machine that's literally right in front of me at work and the person I work with walked over, pressed buttons that didn't need pressing, and now it's telling m...
Just ran into a friend at the local Starbucks and we both ordered cappuccinos with exactly the same name and number, but he got an extra shot of espresso I didn't ask for. Now I'm paying three buck...
This one time a coworker took an entire box of paper clips without putting on hold the shared purchase agreement note. So they're now holding an extra office supply. Meanwhile, my to-do list just g...
Stood in front of my fridge, staring at the receipt for yesterday's grocery run, which of course I taped right next to my notes for the week. Now the number 708696 is staring back at me and my brai...
I just got back from picking up dinner and that stupid chip bag was open, spilling crumbs all over my passenger seat now the entire back of the car is covered, who even checks for these things befo...
Walking back to my apartment, I realized I lost the little magnetic strip on the back of my transit card. I know it sounds ridiculous, but without it, I get charged for single-ride tickets all the...
Every time I think this won’t bother me anymore and it shouldn’t matter but here we are.
Staring at my bank statement now, my eyes land on a $10 overdraft fee I didn't see coming. I know it's minor, but it's just another small reminder that all my expenses add up. They used to be manag...
I just spent five precious minutes on hold with a customer service number they claimed would take only two. The phone finally picks up and it's an auto-dial, automated voice reciting my entire acco...
I'm still fumin' over what just happened. I'm at the coffee shop and they're trying to charge me extra for whole milk. Like, seriously, who makes you pay for the container your drink comes in? I al...
I'm still waiting for takeout after they claimed delivery would take an hour. It's already passed that and I've gotten two automated texts, neither of which had any relevant update. Meanwhile, the ...
Just ordered breakfast from that new coffee shop and the person on phones seems totally lost, tapping their phone repeatedly as customers hover behind them. Finally gets to my turn, takes my order,...
I spent exactly 20 minutes trying to figure out why the elevator in 304B took twice as long as usual to go to the 15th floor yesterday evening, and what I was rewarded with was an apologetic note f...
Tried to get coffee this morning, hit the drive-thru. Told them large, black coffee with room for cream. Come to collect my order, they got it wrong - cream in the cup, no room. What's the point of...
My roommate borrowed my charger without permission like everyone else in the world today, but what really gets my blood boiling, is that he left the charging cord knotted on my desk, like it was ju...
Every time I think this won’t bother me anymore and now I can’t stop thinking about it.
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